baguetttes:

this is how false information on tumblr works

boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

yall as counselors: pls do not be sad friend!!! the stars love you and want to kiss your flesh which is made of sunlight and small bugs!! uwu
lindsaychrist:

vegetarians

lindsaychrist:

vegetarians

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

carmelinaxox:

this is how gay people communicate 

yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

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